WA Bridge Club, Swanbourne
Hare: Deeply Boring
Co-Hare: Not So Boring
Having negotiated a suitable fee I now pen an accurate synopsis of run 2755 being designed and constructed by Deeply Boring but with extensive assistance form his carer, Not So Boring, who it is rumoured is Boring’s son. However, Not So appeared a little hesitant to confirm that suggestion.
An estimated 45 runners and walkers set off from The WA Bridge Club, which one assumes is a gathering place for civil engineers.
The two groups headed in opposite directions with the walkers going SW up a short hill from the carpark. The start was nearly a medical emergency as a bare
midriff and camel toe running in the opposite direction resulted in about three members needing resuscitation.
The excitement settled as both groups were forced to dig deeply to achieve the summit of the highest part of Swanbourne Reserve. We were however rewarded with splendid ocean views. Over the top led both packs though the Swanbourne Barracks residential estate.
Idle gossip from an unnamed walker revealed his knowledge of someone, quite a few years ago engaging in a tryst with an SAS solders wife. Your scribe would describe this as living on the edge.
After 25 minutes the walkers and five minutes later the running pack arrived at a drink stop in Jones Park. Being a traditionalist (and having a carer who knew what he was doing) Deeply presented us with Pimms No 1 cocktails. Straight from the beverage menus of the KL Hash House and Selangor Club.
After a ten minute stop, both groups split and found their respective trails across Allen Park to the Bucket and to the inaugural circle of Phantoms Grey Ghost Committee.
A thoroughly professional Sir Knob On Sec presentation from an accomplished pubic speaker calling up a large variety of down downs causing 27 renditions of the same song. However it was very good to have our two newest member, Pig Trap and Soft Rock on hand to start learning the words.
Then came the Emu, a definitely heathen Religious Advisor. Dressed in his wife’s cocktail frock and fingering his flight tickets to the Mardi Gras, we were thoroughly entertained for about an hour and a half with political intrigues.
Some, not me of course, suggested it was going to be a long year.
The anti fracking family produced a very fine chicken curry with condiments and papadam.
Enough rice left over for Horse’s chicken. Top job by the Borings.
On On
Stewie