The Perth Hash House Harriers Annual General Piss Up – a once-a-year extravaganza where the outgoing committee is celebrated, the incoming committee announced, and awards given to the deserving, the legendary and the notorious.
The run was set at McGillivray Oval in Floreat amongst sprawling sporting complexes and adjacent to nearby Bold Park and Perry Lakes. Hares Nanny and Phantom set the run with flour, chalk and paper through carparks, bushland, around sports stadiums and across ovals. Despite the top-level efforts of front runners Q, APITW, Mastitis, and, oddly, Seagull – how does a walker get to be a “front runner”? – the home trail was accidently picked up and the run recorded as 2.72km in 26 minutes.
The circle was preceded with hors d’oeuvres of cheese, salami, pickles, crackers, and prawns as well as a wide choice of beers courtesy of the many recent birthday donations.
At the circle, outgoing On Sec Rimmer called up the hares Phantom and Nanny; run critique was provided by Q; Returnees were Birdman, Neon, Reluctant, Q; Birthdays(?) were Neon, Q, Antman; Emu was awarded a 50 years mug; Also called up were Budgie, & Colonel (?).
Awards were Pembo; Polly; Moses; Soft Rock; Elbows; Polecat (Tripple J to deliver); Haggis; Stewie & Pig Trap.
Outgoing GM Sir Knob thanked the outgoing committee and welcomed the incoming Committee: GM Pitt; On Sec (vacant); Joint Masters Stewie and Haggis; Hash Splash and Hash Cash Polly; RA’s Mastitis, Moses and Nanny; Run Master APITW; Hash IT Bushie; Token Master Mastitis; Munch Masters Budgie & Dick Tracy; and Hash Horn Soft Rock (to be confirmed).
Dinner Mains were a choice of chicken or beef curry with rice with plenty for seconds.
Refer to The Sir Knob’s Mob 2025 HASH ANNUAL on the Perth Hash Harriers website (there is no printed copy this year) for the full write up of the year’s events along with photos, details of the Awards, the Committees reports, and more…
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