Run 2724- Sir Tomarse at Carine

Thirty nine Hashmen including Tom’s good mate Halfway from HHHH were treated to a great winter evening in a good location, with good weather, parking, run, walk and feed. What more could one ask for?A contingent of 16 runners were hugely impressed by the brilliant marking and heaps of checks with some false trails for the 30 minutes until we missed a laneway or two and got into a spot of bother. However, Nanny took that extent of trouble to a new high when a three way check attacked by FT, Q and Nanny had our intrepid bugler running 1 km out to Marmion Ave and then back before turning a 7km run into a 9½km version. The inputs of Christmas were evident in the latter section of the run, but it all worked pretty well and we even got back to the Onon in 50 minutes ahead of and together with the walkers.The short circle was followed by a great, tasty and hot feed of chicken curry and rice with light fluffy rice far better for ±60 portions than this scribe manages for one.

Great job SirTom and Christmas – a credit to Monday PHHH nights.

Write up provided by Moses

Run 2723- Budgie at Charley Riley Reserve – (2)

Write-up 2: kindly provided by Sir Tom Arse

Run WRITE UP 11th July 2022

Hare:  Budgie

Co Hare and cook extraordinaire Dick Tracey

Assisted by A P I WALL

A small pack of some 35 hashers started at Charles Riley Playing fields, on a perfectly clear, chilly night, pack headed across the paddock then towards North Beach Rd. We headed West two F Trails winding South and into the Trigg Bushland Reserve. Then East to Duart rd. before going North and back to the start.

First runner in 40 Mins was Q, closely followed by Orgasm, French Tickler etc.  the runners pack of about 20, rest walkers.

Grand Master Polly ran the raffle, won by Ringburner, On sec ran the circle finishing with our Religious Advisor Reluctant, who punished the Cyclists for some reason, birthdays Mastitis and ?

Is was particularly great to have Growie ( Hashing 53 yrs ex Sydney) and Bill ‘Megs’ appearance Megsie HOSH member

I was given a down down as my better half tuned 75 today, strange I thought, but appreciated as she is an outstanding lady.

The gas fire was in demand, as the temperature dropped, acknowledgement of a successful lunch at Dardanup attended by about 8 guys, all enjoyed it. The other lunch previous Friday was at Murphy’s Irish Pub, set up by Stumbles and Doc from Mandurah Hash, about 12 hashers enjoyed the day, except the main man Stumbles who missed it due to COVID.  Shit happens

Dick Tracy outstanding pots of beautiful wholesome tucker, chicken and vegs and providing take a way.

All in all, another great night with a short circle.

Sirtomarse

Run 2723 – Budgie – Charles Riley Reserve, North Beach

What a great run, lots of parking, lights, shelter and great company.

The scene was set with Budgie placing the red tub were he wanted the Bucket to be parked. When Grizzly drove in with his dog in the back and his navigator/rally driver advisor in the passenger seat there was a non hash car parked in the way. No problems so much parking space he just moved further to the right (a bit like Sir Knob has been doing since joining Perth Hash in July 2014).

Run started with Budgie claiming No Hasher on his run would complain of lack of chalk. He was correct – even so there was a comment about the arrows not having a P – Budgie retorted with “I have never drawn a P arrow in my 40 years of setting runs”.

The run went around the oval then towards the beach. There was a section on a trail through bush south of Charles Riley Reserve.

The On Home was across the oval past the football guys training on the oval.

The circle was commenced by Pembo who gave many down-downs for ‘trumped up charges’. Visitors and returnees were his target. Good to see Meggs & Growie at the run. Pembo told a great joke about passing the sister test when getting married.

Then it was Reductant’s turn. He complained about Pembo using up all his material – no down-downs left and how to tell a joke after Pembo’s joke had the hashers in stitches.

Polly missed an opportunity to hand out his ‘Join Us! Hash House Harriers’ cards to the young footballers as they left the oval to drive home.

Circle over, ‘We go Hashing on a Monday’ song was sung and a Q formed for the food.


Dick Tracy cooked up a storm with two choices of chickens dishes, just look at their hats, Dick Tracy with Garlic Chicken and Budgie with Curry Chicken, what team!

Wouldn’t be dead for quids.

Bushies Route using Gaia GPS app on his iPhone 13 Pro

Run 2722- Q at Kostera Oval

Country Boys, sorry Hills Boys the young bloke Q & the old man Seagull (giving advice of course) not that Q needs it as I had a spotter see a Hashman marking some chalk using a scooter to move around on, it appears Q was carrying his partner.
We started with a pack of 30, the 16 runners set of followed by the 10 walkers (4 kept the bucket warm) The walkers usual leader “The ghost who walks” was removed & local Stewie (I just live around the corner) took over, great move after wondering around the streets we went Bush, a lot of fun, dark as a, rocks, gravel all proved to be a challenge for the walkers unless you had a torch, well marked, easy to follow, then out to the streets for a comfortable stroll home in 50 minutes, perfect for the average age of 75.
On arrival back to the bucket the shit hit the fan, Where were the Runners!!! it appears the running team broke up going their separate ways, good plan boys whilst your fellow Hashman stood around the fire having a beer & a bit of bull shit waiting. The runners started wondering in at 1 hour, 1.15 & you guessed it the last 3 to get in Triple, Sir Knob & Mastitis at 1hr 40 min. Not sure who their leader is but perhaps he needs advice from an old runner or two.
It was a good interesting walk/run, well marked.
A delayed circle was entertaining with the fire well received with extremely tasty Pulled pork coleslaw rolls to celebrate American Independence Day.   I was pleased to see the boys from the Western Suburbs, Coastal Suburbs & others make the effort to support the Hares considering a cold night & a 40-45 min drive. 

Well done boys Budgie