Run 2192 Write-up

Run: 2192

Hare: Antman

Co Hare: Scumbag

Location: Tom Simpson Park, Mullaloo

The pack congregated a little late at the congenial surrounds of the Mullaloo beachfront, a little hassled after a stressful trip up the freeway and waited with some trepidation to see what last years Religious Advisor double act was going to serve up.

Unfortunately we didn’t have to wait for long to have our worst fears confirmed. After the longest initial loop in living memory (10-15 minutes) that involved a 600m long run back along the beach with none of the promised visual delights, we arrived back at the bucket to see the walkers heading off in the distance in the opposite direction. At the next false trail most of the pack went the wrong way and the members running on trail including NANNY, KILKENNY, BAREFOOT and yours truly had been reduced to about five.

Fortunately a few of the SCB’s including LONE RANGER, BONER SWEENY and FT managed to find their way back to the pack. After another long boring run along the beachfront, only broken by KILKENNY falsely claiming a drink stop at the end of the only false trail in a kilometre we finally found a check.

This finally took the pack away from the beach and into some more interesting running territory where the run was surprisingly well set. Unfortunately the pack had been reduced back to about 10 by then as most had become bored and shortcut home. Some like SPERM and MASTITAS even had a swim on the way. MOSES and I also become very disenchanted at about 7pm after another couple of kilometres and started heading towards the sun when the remnants of the pack were still heading away from it. We became even more pissed off to find the SCB’s and the walkers had eaten most of the chips before we got in.

RAMROD made his normal announcements including a surprisingly clean joke about a Scottish blood donor and a down down for a visiting hashman called MILDRED. Only half the pack realised that MILDRED was in fact MOLE’s dog.

NANNY then gave one of the biggest rants I have heard in a long time when describing the run. He might even have got his message across.

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