Run 2190 Write-up

Sir Thomas with a little help from his friends

We congregated at Sir Thom’s Ossie Park factory with anticipation and rumour of some form of entertainment. The word must have got around because there were a number of unexpected visitors in the form of MAC the MOUTH , MR WONG and other desperados , we were missing SAWBONES , BRUTUS and that quiet achiever BIRDMAN
After a warning NOT to shortcut the run wound thru the factory area between Jon Sanders Dve and Scarb Beach Rd to Harborne St where the Walkers joined the trail after a pleasant stroll along the edge of the lake. The run then crossed to Flat Alley, around a fetid lake, over the Glendalough Station and up to ERNIE DINGO and his removal van which had been emptied its decrepit furniture on a roadside dump.
The running pack was nowhere to be seen at this stage but arrived 10 minutes later complaining of lack of chalk. NICKEERS and BAREFOOT arrived from the opposite direction after ignoring earlier advice re shortcutting. ELBOWS had succumbed to injury and headed back earlier. RUSTY , LONE RANGER and other claustrophobic wankers decide to run home rather than join the rest in the Black Hole of Calcutta (read Columbo) in the back of ERNIE’s truck for the scary ride back to the Bucket.
Back at the bucket we were greeted with champagne in elegant flutes to celebrate the arrival of AUDREY , DAVE the POM’s first grandchild.Inside we also enjoyed German beer to celebrate STEWIE’s birthday .Co- hare ALMOST was running a raffle for the much anticipated Bird and tickets went like chips at a SEAGULL party.
Then ASH appeared. She was very brown (All OVER ) and had the most enormous Nawks ever seem which must have been itchy, because she had to rub them against everyone she met.
Then came the Down Downs where for the first time in his life COLONEL was totally bereft because he was not called up.Those fortunate enough to be recognised were rewarded by a face full of overripe bosom and a down down from a mug strategically placed in the top of a very small pair of knickers. Bride to be GNOCCI ,was rewarded with a close encounter of best kind and hopefully the pictures wont be in his Wedding Album.
After all the excitement we were fed , once again featuring ASH , who served Bangers and MASH (the Bangers looked like oversize penises) . AYATOLLAH won the Bird in the raffle and smuggled his Frozen Bird home while the rest of us slunk home to beat our wives.
Anonomouse for BIRDMAN

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