Run 2172 Write-up

Doc Bladen fronted up to the run, which reminded me:
A Hamersley Hasher had a PSA test at Doc Bladen's. The result was high and he had to get the finger up the bum. Rather than get Docs stubby digit rammed up, he decided he would go to Thailand and get a pretty nurse to do it. He gets to a clinic in Thailand and selects a pretty nurse. The nurse tells him to get his gear off and lie on his side on the bed. Halfway through the procedure, the nurse says "It's quite common to get an erection during this procedure". The Hamersley Hasher says "But I haven't got and erection" and the nurse says "No, but I have".

I went to Grandad's run at north Mandurah via Farrington Rd, Winterfold Rd and Clontarf Rd, try it next time.
The runners exceeded the walkers for a change, only 10 walkers. The walkers went around the power station, the runners went through it to get their dose of PCBs, BPA's, PVC's, DDT's, MBA's, MP's, DIP Eds etc plus Asbestos and electro magnet radiation. Manning Lake park was sprayed with toxic poisons on the Sunday in an effort to wipe out the little kiddies function on Monday, how come the trail didn't go down to the Lake, Grandad?
At the top of the limestone hill, on the goat track used by drug runners, the full moon was rising and Dick Tracy noticed that Dollar's teeth were growing and he was sprouting hair all over.
On On to Port Coogee, where all the unsold blocks are the ones with sold signs on them. Anyone want to buy one from $695,000? (10 years time we will all be saying "why didn't I buy one"?). There was a FT out to the end of the groyne that caught the runners, but not FT. He said he wasn't feeling well and was a bit dizzy and couldn't follow the pack????
We then had 3km of soft sand, and the 10 walkers became 20. Sherlock reckoned we started the run in goat country and finished in camel country.

DOWN DOWNS:
Mole for interrupting the circle with salt and vinegar chips.
Stewie for getting fleas from riding a horse backwards in outer Mongolia.
Shakin Steven for Sam Stosur's win.
Polecat for #?>*~?<& (I can't read my scribble).
Birdman for (as above).

Skid put on a carton (the highlight of the night for a true Hashman).

A run with lots of variety Grandad, and plenty of snags with potatoe and gravy to fill the mob.

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