2451 TRIPLE at head of Govt

2451 Triple and Rimmer use the city sites

Tripple J & Sir Knob organised elite parking, which no one used in front of Parliament House. We were directed to our run start which lead us heading towards the perth entertainment centre and into the city. Through perths construction site and over into Northbridge. After a nice big loop of Northbridge, we were lead back into the city were we got to see where Barcodes hard earned money goes. $5 Pints and then kicked out for a long ON HOME up St Georges tce.

Down Downs were given out for birthdays and returnees. 3G was getting a haircut and going to donate his hair to Tripple J.
The food was a well cooked Penne Pasta bolognese which even after Tripple J had the burning upside down was very nice!
Overall the run was scored 8/10. Good Job boys.
 
OnOn GNOCCHI

2450 Debbie does Coogee

2450  Debbie and Sweeny at Coogee

We arrived a fraction late only to see the pack disappear over the horizon,it didn't take to long to catch up and get into the run.
We caught up just in time to investigate a check only to find one of our athletes had found it for us.
We discovered there are lots of hills in Coogee and we ran up most of them and down a few,  as is usual in this area we ran around the four wheel drive track then through the new housing development then home, a decent run well marked and set out,except for fact that Lasagna and yours arrived back 15 mins after the bloody gutless shortcutting pack
The on sec called for a circle to be formed and we got going, firstly we had the sad news our friend Needles is having a few problems and we wished him all the best.
The down downs were given finishing with an excellent joke.
Then we moved onto the hares I'm not sure of the score given as I had already joined the food que. (7.5 Ed.)

A good run and very good burgers with all the trimmings, been a long time since I had pineapple on a burger a very nice touch indeed, well done to the hares and another good nights hashing.

2449 RUSTY celebrates the New Year

  1. RUSTY Brings in the New Year in Style

 

Rusty and Hippo had us meet on Sacred Ground  (read CHURCH CAR PARK ) at Castledare for a joint run with H4 .One of H4’s guests thought a joint run meant mixed and brought his pretty Thai concubine—jealousy is a curse  !!

We meandered thru the back streets of Wilson to a drink stop at Canning Council workshop –hard to believe but Canning CC still has some employees working.

From there the runners crossed Kent St Weir into the snake infested badlands of Ferndale .The short cutters and Walkers took the easy way home via the railway ,while the runners got to another drink stop , and then a river swim to get home.

 

Back at the bucket Capn had got back early  (I guess his dog was tired ) and Colonel’s Snatch was tied up about 200 mtrs from any temptation- bugger  it -no kids to bite.

 

Rusty then served up a fantastic meal of Garlic Prawns followed by Roast Pork and roast Veges—As usual his cooking timing was not spot on but who gives a continental –it was tasty and plentiful

 

An interesting run with good tucker  Good effort Rusty

2446 KILKENNY reigns out

2446 Kilkenny at Inglewood

LAST WEEK’S RUN
Kilkenny at Inglewood

The usual motley crowd of 40/50 athletic guys assembled on a windy Monday evening in Inglewood.

Skid called us to order one minute before 6.00pm. He explained that Kilkenny’s trail, laid on the previous day, had been washed-out by rain, but Phantom and Sir Knob had just re-laid the trail so that we could not get lost. We were waved away by a smiling Kilkenny, with the promise of pizza after the Run.

Stewie was the Walkers’ (Wankers?) honorary guide and, with map in hand we ran and strolled boldly towards Beaufort Street. I don’t remember anything of the Run, since I was a Walker, but the Walkers marvelled at the Inglewood Street Market, and the abundance of food and drink. It felt a bit like Christmas!

Most of us got back to the ON ON before 7.00pm, then quickly covered-up to cope with a stiff breeze and a below average temperature. Pizza arrived shortly afterwards, so someone made the executive decision that we should eat before the ON-ON, principally because it was a cool evening, and the pizza wouldn’t stay hot for very long.

The ON-ON was the usual serious, quiet, respectful affair, except that Moses and Botak were accused of talking in the Circle when, in truth, Moses was only listening. Kilkenny didn’t win any prizes for the event, but he was still smiling when we all made our weary way home at about 8.30pm.

Botak

2444 A forgetful CAPT and FAGS at Centenary park

2444 CAPT and TENILLE (Fags) at Wilson   Centenary Park

The run started with an effective big loop
and headed across Centenary Drive and into the new housing development
at the old tip at Waterford. (Apparently Neon has dropped a couple of
old car bodies there over the years – there's still space for a couple
more Neon!). The run continued into Waterford and then headed back
into Wilson and then Home. The run kept the pack together as the trail
was well designed and well marked ( although at one stage the arrows
had been crossed out rather than being rubbed out and so the false
trail was pretty obvious) There was not a lot of bush for a summer
run. The pack trooped into home together about 6.50pm in front of the
walkers for a change. Around the bucket there seem to be more chips
than usual-someone explained that Rumpole was away this week. The RA
awarded the run 7.9 mainly I suspect so that Colonel would stop
complaining. Captain served up "smoked lamb" and salad which was well
received

Captain left the Hash Pourers home and as Mandurah is a long drivr he raced off to a hardware store arriving at 5:35 (CLOSED at 5:30)somehow he found a plastic bucket and order was restored

 

ON ON  Cans.

SoPH3 Post Rotto wrap-up

To whom gives a Shit.

 

I have the 3 leftover cartons of Rotto piss at my house. They’ve had quite a journey. From Arseniks car, to my garage, then to my car and onto my boat. Then sailed to Rotto and transferred onto Kacka’s boat and ferried ashore. Then carried by hand by a small group of helping Hashmen (you know who you are) who like protective parents bathed them in ice for 3 days. Once the weekend was over they were once again repackaged and carried to my dinghy and putt putted out to the boat. Good thing they don’t get sea sick as it was blowing 30 knots for the crossing back to Freo where they were dutifully barrowed to the boot of my car and driven back to Willetton and stacked in the garage. I’ll be sad to see them go but someone needs to pick them up and give them a new home. The clock is ticking as I’m getting thirsty, very thirsty.

 

Yours 

 

Bali Banger. 

2443 DICK rocks the STAR

PHE Run 2443 Report            A Dick in the Swamp

 

Your Reporter, being a mere walker, and having been shown a map which included only the walker’s itinerary, is able to report accurately only on that section. Given that we walkers did the whole length of Star Swamp and back and still got in ahead of the pack, indicates to me that there must have been enough checks and false trails and side-tracks for the run to have been fairly interesting.

This opinion is reinforced by three external Factors:

1,            Hares are well experienced and rarely, if ever stuff up.

2.            Very few mutterings were heard when the pack got back.

3.            Skid, a very experienced Hashman was enjoying the scenery so much that he explored the area to the fullest, ignoring the passage of time, and only got back once the circle was underway

The walkers, thanks to a well-marked trail could just about detect where their route intersected and diverged from that of the runners.. Certainly the Swamp (?) made for pleasant walking.

The circle was as raucous as usual, but I couldn’t hear the joke and can’t remember who did or didn’t have a birthday.

Prior to the run commencing Action called for attention and informed the pack of the deaths last week of Bo Derek and Deeply Boring’s wife. We all observed a minute’s silence.

Grub was good, but your correspondent’s hope of a dry dinner were dashed by the serving of a very tasty curry and a casserole.

At least they didn’t burn the pots!!

On. On.

Captain

2442 Horse turns 40

RUN 2442 – 14/11/16                                    HARE – HORSE                                  CO-HARE – PITT

Monday night was a night of highlights and milestones which are listed as follows:

  • HORSE’S 40th year of PH³ membership
  • HIGH FIRE THREAT IN THE HILLS
  • HOTTEST DAY FOR THE YEAR – 38°
  • SUPER FULL MOON
  • WEST COAST INVITED (RENTA CROWD)

The run was late starting as most of the committee were suffering from altitude sickness in upper Mundaring.

After a brief dispute between PHANTOM and STEWIE over the location of the walkers’ map, we were underway.  The map of course looked like one of HORSE’S bowel ex-rays.  The condition of the map explains why PHANTOM had to back track to get the walkers home.  RUMPOLE with his efficient G.P.S. led CANS along the correct trail to the bucket.

Fortunately the weather had cooled down as the back runners returned, with SIR KNOB, RELUCTANT and CRAYFISH heading straight for the bucket.

The ON ON was commenced and the drawing of the raffle by HORSE was subject to controversy.  Some members will contact the Crime and Corruption Commission as the majority of winners were committee members – some of who didn’t even buy a ticket.

BAR CODE was relieved of the bell after two weeks of non-ringing.  The bell was awarded instead to RUMPOLE for lack of ice in the bucket.

West Coast had a couple of down-downs – I can’t remember what for!

On the run BAREFOOT injured his knee after trying to force it into the gravel track.  Hope it’s nothing serious.

The circle didn’t hear much about the Rotto weekend – everyone must have behaved and gone to bed early.

HORSE picked a good location with plenty of parking and light and well away from the public.  Food was great and as a special treat for 40 years of hashing, dessert was served.

NEON gave the hare a score of 9.2.

Great job HORSE with a bit of help from PITT.

ON ON

DICK TRACY

2441 STEWIE with assistance of 3G in Kalamunda

Run 2441  KOLDER than KASHMIR    STEWIE and 3G test the pack

The hare Stewie and his able bodied cohare, young 3G, were waiting for the pack to amble up to the hills. Crayfish was there early, collecting money for a Prostate Cancer raffle; he even nabbed the members before they had time to turn off the car’s ignition. Bushy was hiding behind his 4 days growth of facial hair or is it his new disguise for the Rotto weekend? Rimmer arrived with his red nose; I believed it was from hitting 87 off the stick in his game of golf and not watching the Aussie loose 10 wickets for 87 in the cricket.

The hare (in reference to last week’s run) said the runners were on plain flour and the walkers were on the self raising flour trail. Off we went all heading down hill. The walkers walked the straight lines, namely Recreation Rd, Peet Rd, Park Rd, Alpine Rd, Yorna Rd, Ozone Tce and into the creek (Whistlepipe Gully) of Mundy Regional Park. A few of the old stager’s namely Elbows, Mumbles & Horse stuck to the terra firma and retraced their steps up hill to the plateau land and short cut through the Park to Urch Rd and across the new oval to the bucket in 1 hour.

The runners followed a well marked trail. There were some Trump political untruths, like a FT at the end of drink stop trail, a “Sports Illustrated” tight arssed female running in the opposite direction, that distracted the front runners and a patch of loose pea gravel on a down ward slope that only caught Scumbag. A little blood was spilt.

Some of the tourists (Flatlanders) complained about the lack of views of the city, water in Death Valley, a good run spoilt by its length and all hills runs ruined by having to run up hill to return to the bucket. Goliath admitted it was his hardest run in the 4 months he has been running; he got home in 1 hr 15.

The circle huddled together, like an assembly of Emperor Penguins. Our visitor “The Penguin” even got in a flap with the cold. Neon did his RA duties with perfection by including a live performance of his penguin joke. The extra layers of clothing (5 on Bushy) could not keep in some warmth until we all consumed a bloody good meal of silverside stew & peas. (cooked by Mrs Stewie). The run received an 8.9, thanks guys.

Horse (on return from Kashmir)

 

Run 2440 Larry Loose Lips Grandad in Wattleup

This write up was kindly written by Stewie. In the far distant lands of Hills-Ville they use Macintosh Computers, commonly called Macs. This is relevant because when Grandad (aka LL) was working at UWA they also used Macs. I digress, the Mac file system is different to the Windows file system. So, when Stewie emailed his run write up to Phantom he couldn't open it on his Windows 10 OS machine. So, he sent it to the HashIT.

The file was in the format of Dot Pages. To open this on Windows is a multiple step process and as most of our target audience can't even stay on trail on a hash run I won't bother with the details. So, I ended up with a JPG (or JPEG) file as you may know is a picture file. For the techno freaks – JPEG File Interchange Format is a minimal file format which enables JPEG bitstreams to be exchanged between a wide variety of platforms and applications.

So here is the JPG file extracted from the Mac .pages file: –

 

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