As a walker we followed the trail arriving back at 7pm
I believe the runners were on time as well
The rain kept away
We had lights and cover
The meal was excellent
Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A: A virgin.
Q: How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast? A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time? A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!
Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? A: Twenty after one!
Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car? A: TIRED
Q: What do you call a free treadmill? A: Outside.
Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: EXHAUSTED
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why walkers do a run write up is beyond my intelligence