COLONEL and The Budge at the Usual Spot
40 odd Hashers arrived at Butlers Reserve expecting a re-HASH (good Word ) of old runs. As it was he covered some NEW Territory but seems to have forgotten that PH3 uses P arrows – not the bog-standard arrow of yesteryear.
The run itself used what public open space was available, crossed Scarb Beach Rd and wound thru the Mansions of Scarboro.
It was then down down to the beach to view the Topless Chicks (all gone since Harvey Weinstein was outed) and along beach tracks.
Crayfish, Bushie and others lost it here in a lane behind Coles (or was it the Check in the Middle of the road that confused them) but the rest of the Pack found their way to the steep hills around Kay St and the few cunninglingus FTs on Ventnor.
Pack and walkers all arrived back together after 50 mins Well Timed Good Run.
The RA climbed carefully to his Rostrum suffering from Plantar Fasciitis and it bloody hurts -ask Phantom –Budgie –Conman and told his joke about the Village wise Man and awarded the Bell to Q -apparently his Navigator fell asleep on way the way to Hash.
Poor Q gets the Bell or a Down Downs more than Scummy.
Pack took off for food table before RA had finished giving a score
Food was a change being Good Quality Burgers with all the trimmings.
Only Bad marks were for leaving Banner and Pourers behind last week and refusal to do a write up after Gumby put in a big effort He also refused to collect signs after the run –After 30 years he is still the only one convinced it is not his job. Phantom spat the dummy and refused to collect them so here’s hoping Colonel did the job
Good Night Good Run Good Food
ON ON Ghost who limps
Picture from the archives – circa 1972
2018 – possibly after Colonel's run.
by Perth Hash Hounds
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