RUN WRITE UP FOR RUN 2630 ON 7TH SEPTEMBER 2020 HARE TOP GUN @ RHINO
The night commenced with a few downers.
1st downer, ACE the co-hare went home crook before the run even started.
2nd downer, TOP GUN couldn’t get the door to the premises open.
3rd downer, the snaggers and buns had passed their use-by date.
Apart from all that at least it didn’t rain.
SHAKIN and DICK TRACY helped with the cooking.
CHUNDER and BUDGIE sorted out the splash and bucket, filling in for ACE.
TOP GUN just walked around in circles trying to supervise.
The pack and walkers returned about the same time and were dry without any major grumbles about the run.
POLLY commenced the circle with down downs for DICK TRACY complaining about the ticket sales.
RUMPOLE for something to do with the joker.
SIR KNOB for a birthday.
POLECAT and MUMBLES for years of hashing.
POLLY finished off with a joke about a bloke with tight pants and no balls – still waiting for the punch line.
SIR KNOB gave ELBOWS a down down for cancelling the golf day.
ACTION won the raffle ticket draw.
SIR KNOB told the circle about a bloke who has a business called Coffin Confessions. He related that this bloke would be in demand from retired politicians wanting to offload on the opposition.
SIR KNOB forgot to mention the run. I checked with Q who informed me the run was about 8km and a map helped as some of the chalk was washed out.
The HARE was given 6 out of 10 and TOP GUN was happy as it was his highest score ever.
Free piss was on again and TOP GUN had to clean the barbecue. At least he did something on the night.