2394 MK1 and NIGHT of DOGS

Xmas’s Run Write Up entitled A Dog’s Night Out.
Started the run at the farm, run through a vegie patch then around the lake. What do you have on a farm?  DOGS!
I decided to try something different  (running).  Made it around the lake until we caught the Walkers.    At least I kept up with Elbows and Scummy.  After joining the walkers at the usual brisk pace, with a choice of conversations i.e. Mining, Shares, Real Estate, Bullshit and Rumours, you also get to see more of the country side  for instance a beautiful Jack Russell, (a dog that is, not JR) accompanied by a slightly overweight lady.  Great to see our canine friends helping the obesity problems in our city.
With our intrepid leader Phantom returning us safely back to the Circle.  That’s what he does, not like the runners. 
At the circle we heard Skid tripped over a dog.  He was probably perving on the fat Sheila  with the Jack Russell.  “and Sir Nob” getting in rather late to the Circle.  Rumour has it, catching up with his old constitutes.  Probably someone out walking their dog.  Anyway the Circle with Seagull with usual Hash Dribble, the highlights being the Hash Jokes which always evokes a lot of conversations.  Half the mob telling the other half what it was all about!
Then we got Hash Talent,  Grandad who proceeded to enlighten  us on Dog Poo, Forty Foot Tape Worms, and Egg Laying Dogs.
We were curious why he had a plate hanging off his neck, contrary to his explanation, last week he missed out on a plate, so he used the dog’s dish.
THis was followed by MUMBLES version ??? of the Haka    (scored 2 points)
Which brings me to the Hash Feed.  When Seagull called out the Hares for the obligatory comments for the Run and the Tucker, they were nowhere to be seen.Apparently the Circle was too long for them and was past heir bedtime!!!!  Rumour has it the hungry pack may have mistaken those huge  beans for Dogs Eggs! 
Once again a top night.
By the way, my next Run will be from the Shenton Park Dog’s Home.  You can bring your own dog or they can lend you one.
On On Xmas,  AKA “Dogless”
P.S. I will however have a dog with me on next weeks Run.  Horse is down from Carnarvon on his Xmas Break.