2388 DEEPLY tries to recruit

Run 2388  DEEPLY BORING

 

Is a run in Swanbourne around the SAS village deeply boring because nobody got shot or even arrested?

Apparently not.

Coz I’m not a runna (or even a walka on the night) I gotta rely on my spies for the down lows.

They reckon it woz alrite. Plenny of chalk, plenny of mistrails and not 2 bloody far.

Musta been OK coz nilly everybody come back from the rite direction and not 2 far apart.

The venue woz good but more fuckin dogs than at a convention for fat birds.

Nanny give us LOL by goin tit over arse and Polecat red us a luverly poem bout some bloke who wanted to join Perth Hash but kept jumpin the tucker queue.

The circle had more down downs than a nite at a campcamp. It went on so bluddy long the  hot curry lost  its mojo and turned into a mild curry. And bluddy good it woz 2. No wunda the poor bastards in Laos are starving. We 8 their rice supply for next year. Wot wiv Pappa Dons, chutney mango, sour cream stuff and aubergine mash Deeply Boring is goin for food tart of the year. Thanks for burnin shit out of the pots.   Wot appened to them diffusers we had?

As you’d expect from 2 experienced Hashmen it woz a well set run and very deserving of Run of the Week honours.

PH Ranger

Pity Deeply was let down by lack of promised support from his Rugby Club      Just one young bloke ,who drinks bugger all