Horse trots through swan view



What's the difference between a hash run in Claremont and a hash run in Swan View?

About 50 false trails.


How do you know your GPS is set correctly for Horse's run?

It measures in FT not km.


I thought there was only one FT in hash 'till last Monday night!


The run was only 10km and I reckon about 11km of that was false trails.


Horse walks into a bar.

The barman says "False trail, check back"


We only have 3 markings for a hash run; an arrow, a check and a false trail. Horse only knows one!


A good circle is a short circle! But a good false trail is … who am I kidding? There are no good false trails!


Confucius, he say "a hash man who runs all false trails has a lot to learn"


An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Aussie go for a run in Swan View. The Englishman finds a false trail, turns around and shouts "False trail, check back". Next, the Aussie finds a false trail waits until the pack have caught up with him and then shouts "False trail, check back". The Scotsman was a walker.


Now, I'm not saying Monday's run had lots of false trails, but Mastitis managed to find two!


I’m sure most of you are just about sick of hills runs by now, with this being the second in a row, but I’m afraid you’ll just have to put up with them for at least another week!


On On


2392 RAMROD and Scottish friends do ST ANDREW

RAMROD and Co,   St Andrews Run


Run started with Phantom reminding me about being organized for my run. West Coast dirty dozen joined us for this Commemoration of our friend SCOTTIE

The run weaved thru parks , schools (some for the retarded which would suit some of our members), bush, lanes and streets .Well set with lots of FT’s  and many trails quite close to each other . Great use of territory lots of hills for the old blokes to go up and down. Heard many knees making funny noises! Several hashman reminded me to be organized for my run as Phantom would give me shit.

The pack was stretched at times but most came in 45- 50 mins. Reminded again to be organized for my run.

The circle suited BIRDMAN  -it was short and sweet with no penalty downs and the BELL was NOT awarded. Nanny was confused !

BAREFOOT piped in the Haggis and CRIPPLE J UNdressed it with a little help from the resident HAGGIS .  

SCOTTIE , if he is UP THERE would have approved.

The Haggis food was avoided by a few wimps and it was followed by a Chilli Bean salad

and large boiled Potato. Reminded by a few people to be organised for my run as Phantom was watching.

Top night and great effort from RAMROD , SIR TOMARSE and SCUMMY

ON ON  RELUCTANT (who is not organized)

RAMROD and Co,   St Andrews Run