Sick Of Pounding The Pavement On Your Own Each Night?

Long runs, short runs or even a walk for the “not so fit” to the fitness fanatic at a different venue with different people every week….

Gourmet food, entertainment and drinks provided.

Your FIRST night is FREE, click here for directions.

Rogues' Gallery

Action

Quietly enjoying the middle of the track.

Mafia

You bend 'em we'll mend 'em

Smithy

Flesh

Part time SP Bookie and Golf Pro

Barcode

Polecat

A cat by any other name

Starkers

Sawbones

Can certainly produce his pound of flesh when needed

Tootsie

Hash Hound

The shortest, randiest and hungriest hasher on four legs in the club.

Foxy

Look for the clean shorts at the front of the food queue

Botak

Left the Far East to be in the West

Top Hat

Owns the Art gallery and the Zoo, but still likes a lunchtime coffee

Bo Derek

70 plus and still doing it

G String

Many a fine tune played on an old organ, also has large erections.

Sir Tom Arse

Has had a near miss at Tamworth.

Scumbag

Allways ready to tell the On Sec what he thinks

Pembo

Loves it on a shelf.

Birdman

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Barefoot

No longer barefoot. Retired to joggers.

Sherlock

Emu

Has trouble controlling world economics!

Septic

Raindrops

Never a dry moment.

Ringburner

Holidays in PNG every year.

Pitt

Along with Cans the only remaining founder member.

Dick Tracy

Now spends his days trying for a hole in one.

Hen Broon

Triple J

If you are looking for the best looking Hashman this side of the old black stump go no further

Crappa

Reverently funny

Deke

Held his brithday run on a sacred site

Skater

No relation to Shakin

God

Advisor to the RA.

Phranger

Lone Ranger

Born to Run

Rhino

POPGUN

Thommo

Call you bastards or I'll light your fire.

Moses

Lasagna

Likes his Monday night drives on the Freeway

Neon

Competes with the WACA

Nick-errs

Doesn't have a real job.

Nanny

Wont chunder in the Hon Secs bag again.

Next Week

A mate of Dollars???????????

Le Coq

railway runner

Gnocchi

Our youngest member

Chunder

Expert at Bali Shuffle & throwing up on Fun Runs. Left Sept '92.

Phantom

The ghost who only just walks

Tonite

Dollar

Called Dollar because he has no cents.

Colonel

On the leash again

Ernie Dingo

Always on the look out for a walkabout

Clousseau

Waterworks

Gave up Marathons to become golf pro

Ayatollah

Lover of fine Langhorne Creek reds.

Antman

Loves foreign objects.

Jaapie

His black dog makes an odoriferous contribution to the Circle

the-mole

Another bike rider, and no threat to Emu or Grandad.

Mark 1

Foreign correspondant.

Collins

loves a good beer. Something Crownie drinkers wouldn't know about.

Horse

Has taken to walking with a bowed tendon in the left fetlock

Mumbles

Graduated back to the pack

Captain

The smooth sailing one

Xmas

Had a gut full (removed).

Scottie

Dances to a different tune

Stewie

An extraordinary athlete, with tendencies?

Rumpole

Current dummy-spit champion (69 metres)

Kilkenny

We are a little confued as to his origins

Cocktail

Cans

Quiety taking over Guildford.

Barbie

Reluctant

Another geologist 6005

Elbows

Still sits on the fence

Bushranger

Had it all sewn up.

FT

Make the walkers run and the SCB honest. Dreaming I know but you gotta aim high...

Sperm

Just keeps on cummin. Father figure to the 2001 committee

Conman

Mastitis

He is a sailor

Crayfish

Fishy fingers, but its all work.

Rusty-Nuts

Red from top to bottom, and in the middle

Ramrod

Makes a great double act with Scottie

Boner

Grandad

Now a man of leisure, so we think. He works harder now he is retired.

Pele

Doing what I want when I want!!!!

Shakin

Just sailing along.

Croaka

Almost croaked it

Fags

Retired co-hare

Jerrycan

Oil on his (rarely used) runners

Heinz

Just another bean counter.……

Wagon

Father figure to the Pieman

Ace

Totally uncorruptable

Gumby

The Quiet Australian


Perth Hash House Harriers was established in 1970.



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Run 2190 Write-up

Run name: 
RUN 2190
Run date: 
Monday, January 16, 2012

Sir Thomas with a little help from his friends

We congregated at Sir Thom’s Ossie Park factory with anticipation and rumour of some form of entertainment.

January Hash Lunch

13 Jan 2012 12:15
When
Friday 13 January 2012 @ 12.15 for 12.45 service
Where
Carlisle Hotel, Rutland Avenue Carlisle

A little info about the Carlisle Pub. It has recently been refurbished and has a beer garden out the front but air-conditioned comfort inside if the day turns out hot. They have a great selection of beers including draught Guinness.

Run 2184 Write-up

Run name: 
Run 2184
Run date: 
Monday, December 5, 2011

Run 2184 Hazelmere

I was told to write a formal report up on the run but I have never done it before or even read one. I’m allergic to computers and the internet. I get blistery welts on my palms. So, I hope this is adequate.

The run began at an abandoned army base on Old Midland Road.

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Run 2183 Write-up

Run name: 
Highland Run
Run date: 
Monday, November 28, 2011

You know when Horse sets a run it's going to be in Orange Grove, Midvale, Belmont, Woodbridge, Glen Forest, Darlington OR Jane Brook.

And with Lone Ranger who is getting a reputation for inviting the rain gods it was set for an interesting evening.

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